Some of this may be helpful, but I doubt it.
If this was really the case, I’d be grateful. It reminds me of the first bug electrocutor. It took forever to shave their little heads. Hold on, being told that’s not true.
Sometimes bugs aren’t quite as obvious as this but they can still be really annoying. I suspect the bug in this picture might also show up in vegetables and fruit. He’s also probably resistant to anti-viruses and pesticides.
Sometimes it helps to buy in bulk. I’m just not sure those delivery guys get paid enough. I wonder if he has plenty of paper?
Ah, new meaning to the term, “burner phone.” This is why you seldom see phones on the grill next to a steak.